"Whether you come back by page or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
Here we are, mes amis, the very essence of Javert. Captured in one paragraph.
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
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- Friedrich Nietzsche (via girlofthedragons)
"Michael Jackson changed me, and helped me to become the artist I am — thank you, Michael."
Happy Birthday, Michael Jackson! (8.29.58)
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It’s nearly time
I’ve saved this since March to post.
My last post was based on me coloring some Bronev X Sycamore lineart I drew and listening to Laytonesque music. 8D
Aaaaand there goes my follower.
*WEEPS while listening to Azran Legacy’s Surely Someday*
[The next day]
*HEADBANGS WITH Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies Promo Soundtrack*
[The next day]
*SCREAMS TO Professor Layton VS Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney OST”*
To account for some confusion in the rules, the release of PLvsPW, and other odds and ends, the deadline for the 2014 Court-Records OC Contest has been extended to 11:59 PM PST on September 7th. In other words, a week from the end of tomorrow!
In addition, some frequently-asked questions we’d…
WHOEVER runs Anime Expo’s tumblr blog, is FRICKING AWESOME!
Not to mention they catch the coolest posts on tumblr (least it’s AX-related)